Feeling fat, frantic and foolish.

• Dropped a pound this morning, but I still ate too much today.
• I am leaving for Paris in less than 12 hours and I’m not done packing. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO PACK. I am rowing 34 kilometers on Sunday, but I also want to look good in pictures! Augh! Spandex, or nice coat? Sweat pants, or silk skirt?
• AND I CAN’T FIND ANY TRAVEL-SIZED BODY WASH TO FIT IN MY CARRY-ON.
• I’M GOING TO SMELL BAD IN PARIS.